Ok so we let our dog(Xander) outside right?
He runs over to our garden and starts barking
Mom finds out hes barking at a bunny and goes outside to "handle" him
I get my boots on and go outside
Mom is holding Xander by the collar
Xander is jumping like crazy wanting to get the bunny
Bunny is frozen with fear
Ground is muddy and mom slips and falls and gets mud all over her left side but not her hair somehow....
Mom gets up and goes into house
I (attempt to)chase Xander away from bunny
Bunny: *frozen* dear glob no
Mom returns with leash and clips it to Xander's collar and drags him in to the house
Mom lets Xander go in house and comes back out
We make sure bunny is ok
Bunny runs to other side of garden then notices humans are still outside and is like "oh no", stops and attempts to camouflage
Bunny is frozen again
We decide the bunny is fine and go back inside
We find a VERY muddy floor and a happy, anxious puppy
Xander races around house onto couch
Couch: First you tear me up now you put mud on me?!?!? What next? Fire??
Mom goes up stairs and turn on the bathtub
I try to get Xander up the stairs but he just runs around
Finally Xander gets upstairs and mom drags him into the bathtub
I put the gate up and go over to my computer and start doing this journal entry
Much splashing in bathroom/bathtub
I get up and over and ask mom if shes ok or if I should open the door
Mom: Im fine! DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR!!!
Me: *yelling* GOOD LUCK!!
Mom:TRY TO CLEAN THE FLOOR!!
I get mop-broom thing and sweep-mop the floor
Mom and Xander get out of the bathroom-Xander is very wet and mom looks like she just tried to fight a bear
Me:* well then*
I take down the gate and Xander runs around
I dont even try to stop him
I walk back to my computer and type again
Mom gets on different clothes and comes down stairs
Mom drives over to store
Xander is VERY jumpy and energetic and is still running around
Me:* IM DONE!!*
I somehow get Xander into the kennel
Mom gets back with a gallon of milk and Easter candy
I divide the candy and give some to mom, some to me, and some for Josh(my brother)
We all chill and eat the candy.(except for Xander cause hes a dog and the candy is chocolate)
Long story short- Bunny + dog + mud = Madness